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Pop Quiz!

Which of the following is in Jen Andrews’ Shame-ber:

1. Thinking Robert Pattison is so hot, she scours all the tabloids for the latest photos of him, and considered starting her own magazine devoted entirely to him.

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2. Is so smitten over Alison Mosshart, she is trying to be more like her. This involves buying the same sunglasses, wearing multiple black bracelets, and letting her hair hang in her face.

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3. Lying to bartenders about being “on the road” and having stayed in multiple hotels over the past week. Then getting caught in the lie when she can only come up with the names of two hotels when the bartender asks for details.

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Answer: All of the above!

Jen, you make my day when you share the inner workings of your mind. It makes me feel less alone in my weird brain.

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Mrs. Andrews Takes a….

Longtime producer Jen “Flash” Andrews was kind enough to share one of her deepest Shame-ber items with all of us:

I enjoy the fake sequel to Pride and Prejudice.

It’s called Mr. Darcy Takes A Wife and it basically picks up on the night of Darcy and Elizabeth’s wedding. It’s got tons of sex and romance and banter…and I feel super guilty about it, but I love it! One of the Bronte sisters once said (very snarkily) “All of Jane Austen’s books end with a wedding because she doesn’t know what comes next”. Well, if you feel like you need more Darcy lovin’, this book’s for you. But don’t let anyone see it or you will be mocked. You must hide it, like I do, behind my copy of Stephen Colbert’s I Am America (And So Can You).

I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of Pride and Prejudice, but I think I could be a fan of the sequel. Check out the cover:

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Oooh la la!! Oh, and I first read the author’s name as “Linda BEDROLL,” which sounds kind of naughty.

Don’t worry Jen, your secret’s safe with Stephen Colbert and the Tens.

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